Douchebag Gets William And Kate Tattooed On His Teeth

Barmy Baz Franks, 29, spent six hours in the dentist’s chair while portraits of William and Kate were painstakingly added to his front teeth.

The temporary artwork – known as ‘gnasher tats’ – will last for up to three months and can only be removed by ”several long, hard brushes”.

Bachelor Baz, who lives in Bristol, said: ”I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day.”

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